Madonna and her bulging biceps frightened onlookers in London yesterday. I would say more about the situation, but I’m semi-seriously afraid Madge would fly to US and beat the holy shit out of me.
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Lara Flynn Boyle used to be goddess hot back in the day. This past weekend, though, she looked like the bride of Michael Jackson. The woman has guppy face! I want to throw her in a glass bowl and feed her flakes. Here’s Lara leaving Mr. Chow last night in Beverly Hills. This is a [...]
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Star Magazine claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made it official in New Orleans saturday. I just hope Maddox officiated the ceremony. Somewhere in the world, Jennifer Aniston is devouring a whole gallon of Breyers. OK! Magazine reports that Brad’s spokswhore has “no idea” if the got married or not. That helps. It was probably [...]
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