Victoria Beckham Strips Off For Armani

Victoria Beckham’s new lingerie ads for Armani came out yesterday. Half-naked insect women must be 2009’s Birkin bag! The Sun says:

Her… first ever underwear shoot [is] for the fashion house’s Spring Summer campaign. The 12 million modeling deal follows the huge success of David’s eye-popping Armani campaign last summer.

Only David did it much better. See, he’s an international superstar athlete with the body of a Teutonic god, and she’s a praying mantis with hideous fake tits and skin like a thirteen-year old boy. I could put a pair of cantalopes in a Cross-Your-Heart and hang ‘em from a stop sign and still it’d be more erotic than this shit right here.

Victoria Beckham Strips Off For Armani Victoria Beckham Strips Off For Armani