Being dead and buried doesn’t mean that people will won’t try to use you to get famous, at least if you’re Michael Jackson. Some chunky dude has come forward claiming to be the King of Pop’s lover. From NineMSN:

Jason Pfeiffer, the former assistant to MJ’s dermatologist Dr Arnold Kleinwho has come forward claiming he was the Pop King’s boyfriend.

“We were very close,” Jason reveals in an interview. “I know we loved each other. I know he told me that all the time. I told him that all the time. I believe that he was probably my soul mate.”

Jason goes on to describe Michael as a “very intimate kinda guy. Very passionate. Very sensual…”

Dr Kein also backs up his assistant’s story, saying that he once walked in on Jason and Michael shirtless. “When you see two people looking at each other you know what’s happening. I was just very happy for both of them,” he says.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows MJ’s type was short, slight of boyish good looks, and around 10 years old.