She’s been dumped by Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and Josh Hopkins, but apparently none of them know what they’re missing, because Jennifer Aniston was just voted The Most Eligible Single Woman in the World. No word as to whether the award came with a couple of cats and a subscription to “Spinsters Monthly.” Us Magazine says:

The currently-unattached actress, 41, was voted the most eligible single woman in the world, according to a 60 MINUTES/Vanity Fair poll released Monday.

The star (who nabbed 29 percent of the votes) was followed by Halle Berry (21 percent); Elin Nordegren (15 percent); Betty White (11 percent); Lady Gaga (5 percent) and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Elena Kagan (4 percent).

Whatever. When did loneliness become a talent? You might as well give an alcoholic an award for “Busiest Liver.” It’ll mean just as much.