Do you remember a long, long time ago when Madonna was hot. She would roll around in little white dresses, talking about being like a virgin. Ahh those were the days. This is not one of those days. . .

All right, so no one here is saying that Madonna was the sexiest thing to come out of the 80s, but rocking those lacey numbers and grabbing her crotch was actually pretty hot. Those days are long gone judging by the looks of this photo. Frumpy and wrinkly, Madonna is looking pretty rough. It might be time for her to just go into hiding, no?