Megan Fox went topless for this Emporio Armani jeans advert, which shows her caught humping a piece of wood.

Here’s the 24-year-old’s topless game of ‘spot the sideboob’, for which she’s being paid actual money . . . However, I’m currently too preoccupied with attempting to read her tattoos to notice. I’m think they say, ‘If you can read this, you’re too close’.