Kelly Brook announced yesterday that she’s expecting a baby girl with her boyfriend of five minutes Thom Evans. The Daily Mail says:

The 31-year-old beauty confirmed the news on Twitter last night revealing: ‘Thom and I are happy to announce we are expecting a baby girl. We are delighted XXXX.’

Kelly met 25-year-old former rugby international Thom in November and they have been seeing each ever since.

What better way to stake your claim to a hot piece of ass than getting her pregnant? It’s a lot better than making her wear a shirt that says “I Had Sex with This Guy” and then putting your picture and arrow underneath.