A preview of the latest issue of Rolling Stone has been released, and Rihanna and her electric Kool-Aid acid wig are on the cover. But the real story here is what she’s wearing. What is that–are those–things clinging to her prodigious sitter? Are those shorts? Is it body paint? Is it… snakeskin? A printed plastic bag? Papier mache? Something wheatpasted there by Banksy? I have no idea, but if I were Rihanna, I would definitely take offense at the words “worse than Abu Ghraib” placed next to my crotch.