Since she fucked up and said “marriage” out loud to George Clooney, Elisabetta Canalis is now single. So since she can’t hang out naked on Clooney’s yacht in Italy anymore, she’s hanging out naked at the headquarters of the domestic terrorist organization that finds animals “forever homes” by killing them (94% kill rate in 2010, PETA only found homes for 44 adoptive animals in their care). In closing, if you were a dog, you’d have a better chance of surviving the night at Michael Vick’s house if he lived in a Korean neighborhood than you would at PETA.