In a story that doesn’t sound suspicious at all, Lindsay Lohan’s purse, which had $10,000 cash in it, was stolen on Saturday night in Hawaii. The purse was later returned, minus the $10,000, by a “local” after he was questioned by Lindsay Lohan’s drug addict friends, Law & Order: Oahu style. TMZ says:

Lindsay had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours — NOT drinking — and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in [a Jeep]. When she came out, the purse was gone.

Sources tell us, Lindsay stayed long after police left — driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse — and up until this morning, she had come up empty.

But that’s when one of her friend’s eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We’re told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later … claiming he found it on the street somewhere. We’re told Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn’t bother asking questions — despite the missing $10,000.

Let that sink in. A brick of cash was missing and Lindsay didn’t question it. It must be nice to be rich. If even $20 was missing from my wallet, I’d strap the guy who returned it to a chair and push bamboo splints under their fingernails until they told me where it was. I refuse to believe she didn’t care about that 10 grand. Lindsay does know how much coke that could buy, right? I feel as if people aren’t explaining this to her in terms she can understand.