Lindsay Lohan’s former partner in pussy, DJ Samantha Ronson was arrested for DUI on Monday. At 10:30 AM! Drunk at 10:30 AM? And driving? Not so cute!

Ronson was stopped by police in Baker, Caifornia, on her way back to LA after a gig in Vegas at Lavo and failed a field sobriety test. She was then taken to the local police station, where she blew over the legal limit.

Driving drunk is some stupid shit, because it’s stressful trying to operate a motor vehicle while drunk. It’s disrespectful to the drunk experience! When drunk visits your body, you should savor it, love it, nurture it and hug it… You shouldn’t stress it out!