The happiest penis on Earth went to the happiest place on Earth for Thanksgiving and managed to take a picture which perfectly captured my sadness and clinical depression.
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Goddamn, it looks like it’s true. Entertainment Tonight ran Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s wedding photos, and you can see all of the depressing shots for yourselves here. Man, I was sure that the whole wedding thing was just a rumor, but it looks like the hottest celebrity babe on the planet has officially [...]
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green married at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii last week. That was the same week Brian allegedly proposed and lost the ring in the sand. Sources say half-dozen people attended the nuptials. Bah! So much for my love letters written in dried blood and decorated with clumps of hair.
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