Kendall and the Kardashian clan celebrated her sweet 16 on Saturday night, but the real prize came after they left the Andaz Hotel in Hollywood. Waiting outside for her was a brand spankin’ new 2012 Range Rover.

Her birthday was on November 3rd, but the whole family came out in full force to celebrate at the hotel. It’s likely that they were comped the party space as a result of getting the hotel’s name on websites everywhere. I know, we’re part of the problem. We apologize in advance.

The Range Rover has a starting price of $80,000! Take that everyday moms and dads!

Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist is asserting that her wedding indeed was a total sham and that she still has a thing for ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. Tell me something that I didn’t already know. Says Daily Mail:

Kim Kardashian’s former publicist claims the reality star has never got over her ex Reggie Bush – and that her marriage to Kris Humphries was a sham.

Jonathan Jaxson – who worked with the reality star between 2007 and 2009 – has renewed claims Kim’s nuptials to NBA star Humphries were a publicity stunt during a radio interview.

Speaking on New York’s Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, Jaxson said: ‘She knew weeks before getting married she didn’t want to do it.’

He then added: ‘She’s never gotten over [her ex Reggie Bush].’

Kim, 31, and 26-year-old NFL star Reggie were the subject of repeated engagement claims throughout their relationship.

The couple dated for around two years before initially splitting in July 2009. Two months later they got back together before ending their relationship again in March last year.

Jaxson claimed he would often help Kim stage publicity stunts when he worked with her.

He continued: ‘I staged several of the moments that the world has seen of her, such as a ring that we alleged was from Reggie Bush.’

Jaxson added that there is no doubt Kim and Kris, 26, made a packet during their time together.

Despite Kim’s mother Kris Jenner insisting her daughter ‘didn’t make a dime out of the wedding – responding to reports the couple netted a whopping $17.9m – Jaxson begs to differ.

He told the radio show on Wednesday: ‘They had a lot of contracts, they had endorsements. To say they weren’t paid is a lot of foolish garbage.’

Jaxson went on to claim that despite Kim’s apparent reservations about marrying Kris in the weeks leading up to the wedding, she would have been under pressure to go through with the marriage because of her endorsement deals.

Kim is yet to respond to her former publicist’s claims.

Kim and her despicable family can squirt all the crocodile tears they want, but in the end they’re just hypocrites that make Two-Face look like a bastion of moral fortitude.

Kat Von D announced on her Facebook over the weekend that former fiance Jesse James cheated on her nineteen times during their engagement. Yeah, never saw that coming, either. Us Magazine says:

“Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year,” [Kat von D] wrote in the post, entitled “Thank You, Jesse James.”

“There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better,” she writes.

And she knows what all her fans and detractors are thinking. “I deserve a big fat ‘I told you so,’ from everyone, and wish I didn’t have to say, ‘You all were more right than you’ll ever know’ but you were,” she concedes. “Not to worry, I’ve gladly paid the consequences for every mistake I’ve ever made, but learned so much from each of them.”

And I’m sure she’s also learned the proper medical name for those mistakes: gonorrhea, syphilis, and Hepatitis C. And don’t let’s forget Jesse James’ face on her ribcage. I gather that one was probably a mistake, too.