Jessica Alba graces the cover of April’s Jack Magazine Italy, which I assume is a magazine for Italian techie nerds, hence the gigantic “SMARTPHONE NO LIMITS” plastered across her tits. I’m assuming that they put her there mainly to remind us that she’s still one of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood and has been for [...]
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After giving birth on Saturday, Jessica making the announcement on her Facebook, complete with the beautiful baby girl’s name and vital stats: Hi Everyone, Hope you’re enjoying the weekend. Cash and I are so excited to announce the birth of our daughter, Haven Garner Warren. She was born on Saturday, weighed 7lbs, and was 19 [...]
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The good news is Jessica Alba hit up a beach in Mexico wearing a bikini. The bad news is she’s pregnant. The only time I find a pregnant woman hot is when it is my wife and the I know for a fact the kid isn’t mine because then I have an excuse to leave [...]
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