The happiest penis on Earth went to the happiest place on Earth for Thanksgiving and managed to take a picture which perfectly captured my sadness and clinical depression.
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I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but this Megan Fox chick is pretty damn hot. Here she is at the Toronto International Film Festival to promote Passion Play in this dress. She’s making me wish I was in Toronto. How many times have you heard anyone say that? Stupid Canadians with their universal health-care, delicious [...]
Goddamn, it looks like it’s true. Entertainment Tonight ran Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s wedding photos, and you can see all of the depressing shots for yourselves here. Man, I was sure that the whole wedding thing was just a rumor, but it looks like the hottest celebrity babe on the planet has officially [...]
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