Helpful hint: if you have to unbutton your jeans to sit down comfortably, your pants are either 1. Too tight and/or 2. Too damn high-waisted. If the case is #2, then that begs the question: What the fuck are you wearing mom jeans for? I’m looking at you, Miley Cyrus.
Things have apparently gotten rough for Miley Cyrus, because it’s obvious she has no money for new clothes. There’s no other reason for her stealing your mom’s jeans and making them into shorts, or for stealing her flannel shirt. I don’t know about the bustier-thing though; is your mom a slut, or what? God, I [...]
Usually when I talk about celebs not being far from calling Vivid to get their porn career started, I’m joking. But in Miley Cyrus’ case I’m dead serious! Here she is in her underwear in a bedroom that looks less like a place for sleeping and more like a place for doing coke off of [...]
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